I walk into Xander's room to get him into his jammies and ready for bed and this is what is happening:
Xander on his bed naked curled over in a very awkward position.
Mommy: "Xander Finder Fander, what are you doing?:
Xander: "I am hugging my weenie!! I love weenie!!"
...The next night...
Xander is in the tubby and we are talking about beginning sounds of letters.
Xander: "Mommy what does weenie start with?"
Mommy: "Weenie starts with a W."
Xander: "W is for weenie!! W is for weenie!!"