Xanderisms

Mommy to Xander: "Xander, watch your mouth!!!"
Xander: "Mommy, I can't see my Mouth!!!!!!!!'

Abby to Xander when he was waiting impatiently to go into the hot tub with Auntie: "Xander, hold your horses!"
Xander: "But Auntie I am holding my whales!"

Mommy to Xander when I found him in the bathtub cupping his weenie with his hands: "Baby bear what are you doing with your hands?"
Xander: "Making a house for weenie to keep him safe!!"

Xander when he saw it snowing outside: "Mommy, look at all the tiny, icey comets falling down!!"

I love that boy and his imagination!!